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I WOULD like to use your organ to offer my deepest thanks to all the kind passers-by who came to my assistance last Friday, after I had fallen over in the High Street. Thank you.
D. Tanner (Mrs)
Great Hollands
I AM most concerned about youth crime. So I have spent the last month writing a poem about it.
Kids are spoilt now, don’t you see?
In my day we lived naturally!
Since modern science has arrived
Sons and daughters are deprived.
Meals these days are badly chosen
Yoghurt - no - but chicken frozen!
No wonder they are causing crime
In inner cities ’fore closing time!
Police just don’t know where to look
Perhaps their kid too is a crook
Let the army do the planning
Enough of crime - bring back hanging!
M. O’ Trout (Mrs)
The Vicarage
MAY I use your organ to make an announcement? I am planning a reunion of everyone I have shagged in or around Car Park 2 between 1983-84. I have many happy memories and stories that I would like to share with you. I have already located eight girls, including Maria, Andrea, Sandra, Melanie and her mother. Due to reasons beyond my control, the reunion must take place before the autumn.
N. Joymount
PO Box 1764
MAY I use your organ to extend my thanks to the electorate of Bracknell, who showed that they are not like the rest of the country, and saw the sense in voting Conservative at the election. I promise that every edition of the Harbinger will continue to be dominated with pictures of me (and my inane grin) opening jumble sales, planting trees etc. for many years to come.
A. MacTory MP
Westminster